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Emma Sharn's Poetry
Poetry and books.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Virgin from Quin
There was a young virgin from Quin
who didn’t know where to begin.
So she borrowed a horse
and rode him by force,
now she has a permanent grin!
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emmasharn
Born in London, I am 31, (2009)and of Hungarian/German origin. I have written over 100 poems. You can view these here in my blog, or purchase my books. You can also visit my website: emmasharnspoetry.webs.com
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What Home Is
Weirdo
Unwanted Gift
Tour Guide
The Queen Bee
Sum Story
Spectacles
Snob
Smoking
Shame on You
Scumbag
Scrounger
Pub Owner
Prude
Pricks with Power
Potter About
Poor You
Poison Pie Lady
Poet
Phone Manner
Pet Rat?!
Persuasion
Party On!
Old Hope
Oh God
No Money
Nice Bath
My Condolences
SPOOF on Gloria Gaynor's song: 'I Will Survive'!
While You’re Under My Roof
Intimidation
When Assholes Rule
Ups and Downs
Indian Restaurant
Under My Thumb
Two Minutes
Hypocrisy
Time Bomb
Threesome
Housing Associations
Suicide
The Big Secret
House Sharing
Silence Isn’t Golden
Swap Genders
Holiday
Pig in Shit
Promiscuous
Don’t Ask Me
Out of the Frying Pan into the Fire
Pole Dancer
Discouragement
No Victim
One Night Stand
Dignity
No Love
No Shame
Customer Feedback
No Fools
Windy Day
Confidence
My Abuser Loser
Humans Don’t Have Sex
Weetabix
Choking
Manipulator
Guilty
Virgin from Quin
Charity Case
Life of Violence
Freedom Lesson
Swedish Housewife
Censor
Family Matters
Family Planning Clinic
Smelly Fart
Cathedral
Exposed
Effective Contraceptive
Role Reversal
Burnout
Escape
Yippee, it’s Christmas!
Condoms
Pheasant Plucker
Broken Promises
Clever Control
Xmas Dinner
Clinic
Lady from Inagh
Brain Food
Childhood
Santa to the Rescue!
Arrogance
Lady from Bath
Between Friends
Bully
My Xmas Moment
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