Thursday, January 28, 2010

Family Planning Clinic




Vaginas, vaginas, from adults to minors,
all sizes and shapes welcome here,
from bedroom elation to this medication
say your prayers, don’t shed a tear.

Stress levels are rising, but it’s not surprising,
females rush in through the door,
‘Did I take enough? Am I up the duff?
my Dad says I act like a whore!’

They scream from the counter ‘Why did he mount her?
now we have to deal with the pain,
It’s too late for pills, since you had your thrills,
please say you won’t come back again!’