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The curry I have eaten, has really done me proud
I had never realised that I could fart so loud.
I worry for my neighbours, hoping they won’t hear me pop,
judging by my toilet bowl, I don’t think I can stop.

Because it got so messy, I have used up all the tissue,
at any other time, it really wouldn’t be an issue.
I can either use my kitchen roll, or hobble to the shop,
and as my kitchen’s downstairs, I will have to froggie-hop.
Tripping over as I leap, with trousers round my feet,
I'm praying to the Good Lord that nobody shall I meet.