Santa to the Rescue!

I’m sitting with my family to warm up by the fire,
I nearly didn’t get here, when my car bust a tyre.
Santa came to rescue me, he had one in his sack,
I thought I had imagined it, and tapped him on the back.

I was mortified to see that it was just my neighbour,
he tried to do a good deed, he was sweating from the labour.
He thought I was delirious and had too much to drink,
the pressure of the season had sent me over the brink.