Boy Racer

I’m a Boy Racer and I am a prick,

I have a complex about my own dick.

So I get one fixed to the back of my car,

the noise and vibration will get me far.

I think it gives me some glamour and glitz,

I’m hoping that one day, when my big mouth fits,

I’ll reach down and say hello to my big pipe,

and choke on the fumes, because I’m an asswipe.