Oh penis, won’t you face the wall, I can’t get you up at all,
you make me feel like a fool, when you shrink and won’t stand tall.
The mood has gone as you won’t perk, now you’re driving me berserk,
my partner’s trying not to laugh, she gave up, now she’s in the bath.
Fear explains the reason why, he will not point towards the sky,
look away and let him be, give him back his dignity.
Allow him to dangle free, he'll never be ashamed of me.
