Although I have a boyfriend, there’s a girl who shares our bed.
She is young and pretty, and she’s good enough to wed.
She’s great fun to play with, when we tease her under covers,
she likes to sleep between us, though she knows that we are lovers.
She has a knicker fetish, every time she tears them off me,
as I watch her sniffing them, I wonder if it’s healthy.
She needs to shave, whenever I look down she’s really hairy,
she doesn’t like to have a bath, she’s getting very smelly.
I hesitate to tell her that we need to make some rules,
when it comes to private time, she’s taking us for fools.
As I go to the toilet, she likes to smell the air,
when I’m sitting on it, she comes in to stare.
It’s too late to change her now, we let it go too long,
she will think it isn’t fair that what she does is wrong.
To her it’s very normal, she will think we’re being strange,
we should thank our lucky stars she doesn’t carry mange.
Anyone with sense would tell us, that is what you get,
when you decide to keep a little doggie as a pet!
