The most effective contraceptive? It has to be the pill
Since I took it, I am really feeling very ill.
I am cross and grumpy and I am always being rude,
my breasts are sore and swollen, and I’m eating way more food.
As for sex, God help us I am never in the mood,
if that was their intention, then I think they should be sued.
What better contraceptive than the one that puts you off it?
Lately I feel much more like a sibling than a rabbit.
If this hell continues, he might have to join the priesthood,
but since we’re a couple, I don’t really think he should.
So easy for my doctor, as he tries to look concerned.
He finishes his work day with another lesson learned,
the contraceptive pill is on its way to being burned.
