Miraculous Conception still goes on, as sex is wrong.
The ‘Sex’ word in our language is a swear word much too strong.
The page fell open and I found it in my dictionary,
so obscene, I really must report it to my T.D.
Apparently it happens, each and every day,
obviously a miracle, there is no other way.
This explains why humans didn’t die out long ago,
but sssh, this is a secret that no-one is meant to know.
It’s strange, I heard my neighbours, late at night, a grunt and moan.
I thought they were in agony, so I picked up the phone.
When Police came by and told me, that it was a false alarm,
I was so relieved to know, they had come to no harm.
